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From funny t shirts to crazy tee shirts, we have you covered. Everything from Michael Jackson to the Atkins diet, Howard Stern and everything in-between. We here at Crackheadlighters are trying to push the politically correct envelope just a little bit further. And what better way than on a twisted funny tshirt? You may find this clothing stupid and offensive...(in that case) We've done our JOB!
Calling all hot women for the hotty t shirt contest
funny t shirts A recent survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population... He who laughs last thinks slowest! And remember kids... "Don't Smoke Crack... Lick it!"
CHL . com baby ! You know you want to be a part of .com history! We're currently Calling all hotties! Send us your picture (pimpin our site of course) and you'll be .com famous! 

          So stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until you get a new car or home, until your car or home is paid off, until you are off welfare, until the first or fifteenth, until your song comes on, until you've had a drink, until you've sobered up, until you die, until you are born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to send your pic in...

 
Spencer Gifts might carry our product soon!
funny t shirts Our companies latest news... Well we're trying to get our shirts and hats into the infamous Spencer Gifts stores! You can send the V.P. in charge of marketing an email asking him to include our line in the Stores! This has always been a dream of mine... and any of you that know me, know that's no bullshit! I own almost every single prank / gift that Spencer's carries! To think that I might see my own product in there would be a real dream come true!
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10/20/2004
I started a high school reunion board for my friends @ FHS! Turns out our class has accomplished much more than I could have ever imagined. more info...

11/18/2004
Everyone knows what google is... The largest Search engine in the world! Well Google has just made one of the largest online shopping centers in the world! It's called Froogle ... we were recently accepted to the beta version of Froogle check it out! more info...
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Paris Hilton puttin the Ho back in HOtel  
Have you seen the Paris Hilton Video?
Spoiled Brat?
“I think the biggest misconception about me is that I’m this spoiled brat. But I’m not. I’m, like, the total opposite.”

I've seen the video impressive!
She could fuck up a wet dream!
I wouldn't kick her out of bed!
 
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